“I have absolutely nothing to hide. I will answer any question, any time, anywhere…as long as they are about garlic, pepperoni and cheesy-bread,” said Cain.
While these are coincidentally the same topics that Newt Gingrich and Chris Christie enjoy talking about, neither of these candidates have completely ruled out all other non-food related topics.
Cain continued, “I’m trying to save America and here you are asking me about silly things like, policies, economics, government and what-not. Why if I had a nickel for the last 10 times I heard such silly questions I’d have at least a trillion dollars.”
Cain then scowled at the audience for ten minutes of awkward silence, followed by yelling, “You think I’m dumb boi!?” and then scurried off into a back alley.
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