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DAVID STERN COCK-BLOCKS LEBRON’S ENGAGEMENT

It takes a big man to block a cock this big.

After blocking a super-star trade that would have sent Chris Paul to the L.A. Lakers, commissioner David Stern decided to overstep his power once again by officially cock-blocking LeBron James’ engagement to fiancé Savannah Brinson. This comes as a result in angry letters from Mark Cuban, Kobe Bryant and former Cav’s owner, Dan Gilbert citing unfair balance and anti-competitive advantage for stars such as LeBron.

Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban said, “Come on, he’s six foot eight with a dick the size of a bus, how am I going to compete with that? With my millions and millions of dollars?”

Dan Gilbert’s letter states, “LeBron must be stopped. I have no direct ties or involvement what-so-ever in LeBron’s engagement, but that ungrateful brat left me in Cleveland. I must try to stop any form of his happiness. Do you understand that there’s absolutely nothing here anymore? The other day a kid challenged me to a game of Ms. Pacman at this pizza joint. I sat there for 3 hours. The machine was actually busted, but we ain’t got shit to do.”

In a televised interview, Kobe Bryant said, “LeBron should consider himself lucky for having this engagement cock-blocked. This rule wasn’t applied when I got married. Now the bitch has half of my shit.”

Kobe then reached across the room and high-fived Kris Humphries.

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2 thoughts on “DAVID STERN COCK-BLOCKS LEBRON’S ENGAGEMENT

  1. Good blogging!

    Posted by Bonnie | January 14, 2012, 6:05 am
  2. Yeah that’s too much I think wade James and bosh fuck stern from behind…how do you block Kobe and paul and allowing miami to take all the good player out there ray allen rasheed lewis…well Kobe you didn’t do eat well I mean it well like Lebron stern wants it more rough

    Posted by renz | March 29, 2013, 8:12 pm

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