“Milk the Bull”…what exactly does it mean?
To some it means going after adventure, living to the fullest. To others it means facing the deepest of fears, and overcoming insurmountable obstacles. And then, there are some who believe that it means jacking-off the erected penis of a bull.
About the Author(s)
Bryan North writes most of the articles. He reads at a 4th grade level.
Kris Owens also contributes, but not all of the time because he has a fear that one day the internet will devour us all. Kris also writes and performs plays. Sometimes with audience members in attendance.
Isaac Landfert writes some amazing articles and also does stand-up comedy at night. No one knows what he does during the day time but it involves animal fur and a lot of crying.
Milk the Bull is the best in ground-breaking and occasionally credible news. All photos and content used by Milk the Bull meet all legal and copyright approval. Milk the Bull is an artistic and editorial site. All characters and situations on this site, even those based on real people, are entirely fictional.
Contact us at firstname.lastname@example.org.