CEO of Snuggie Inc. J.P. Williams announced on Wednesday, “Snuggie has made a huge step in innovation with their research and development teams. Today we release a built-in diaper.”
“True, we originally thought about creating an opening for sexual intercourse, but our audience has no use for that. In fact, our case studies have found that many Snuggie wearers are too lazy to even masturbate, so it would all just be a waste.”
Customer, Tom Johnson is ecstatic about the new line. “It’s a bit squishy at first, but you’ll get used to it.”All photos and content used by Milk the Bull meet all legal and copyright approval. All characters, items and situations on this site, even those based on real people, are entirely fictional.