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SNUGGIE ADDS BUILT-IN DIAPER: SAVES FROM LEAVING COUCH, OR HAVING SOCIAL LIFE

Diaper also helps to keep others from taking over your couch.

CEO of Snuggie Inc. J.P. Williams announced on Wednesday, “Snuggie has made a huge step in innovation with their research and development teams. Today we release a built-in diaper.”

“True, we originally thought about creating an opening for sexual intercourse, but our audience has no use for that. In fact, our case studies have found that many Snuggie wearers are too lazy to even masturbate, so it would all just be a waste.”

Customer, Tom Johnson is ecstatic about the new line. “It’s a bit squishy at first, but you’ll get used to it.”

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One thought on “SNUGGIE ADDS BUILT-IN DIAPER: SAVES FROM LEAVING COUCH, OR HAVING SOCIAL LIFE

  1. I’ve been eatnig the heck out of the store-bought hummus lately. So great to have a recipe. Thanks for sharing. The Snuggies are so funny. I first saw the commercial while I was at the gym, and laughed so hard that everyone around me started staring. The red one looks like a monk robe to me.

    Posted by Anagha | February 4, 2012, 2:09 am

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