DALLAS, TX — When reporters asked presidential candidate Rick Perry about the racial obscenity at his Texas ranch he replied, “Yes. It is a vile and offensive word. And I promise that I will remove it immediately…after my campaign is over…and after I work on that barn out back, the hinges are all rusty.”
Perry continued, “True, I have owned the ranch for 30 years and I have walked by the sign on a weekly basis, but come on. Is it really a big deal? I thought it was a term of endearment. You know, like how the rappers like Lil’ Wayne and Vanilla Ice use it.”
“What do you expect me to do…buy more paint and paint over the word? I’ve got a campaign to pay for. Do you know how expensive that is?”All photos and content used by Milk the Bull meet all legal and copyright approval. All characters, items and situations on this site, even those based on real people, are entirely fictional.