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MOVEMBER MUCH MORE POPULAR THAN PUBETOBER

Similar to its cousin Movember, “Pubetober” is a charity event that encourages men to grow their pubic hair as long as possible. While thousands of dollars have been raised for Pubetober, many people are still not quite sure what they are raising awareness for.

“I just heard that everyone was growing their pubes out,” said participant¬†Jeremy Wilson “So I thought ‘Hey, let’s see how long we can get these puppies, and I haven’t looked back since.”

Pubetober has sparked many trends in the pube-growing community, such as the “Pube-perm,” the “Pube-hawk”, and the “Pube-llet”, which is a pube mullet. There’s also the popular “Pube-over” which is seen most frequently in senior men who prefer the comb-over fashion.

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