“One second I was hosting the New Year’s eve celebration of a lifetime and the next minute I’m standing next to what appears to be Ronald McDonald in drag,” said CNN corespondent Anderson Cooper, “I didn’t know whether to throw clothes over her or order a Big Mac.”
“I could literally feel my penis hiding closer to my body. At one put I believe it was fully inverted forming a temporary man-gina,” said Cooper.
Cooper then clarified that the drapes don’t match the carpet. “I’m the silver-fox of news, but I’m not necessarily silver all over.”
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