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TUPAC HOLOGRAM IMPREGNATES THREE WOMAN AT COACHELLA

Three women who attended the Coachella music festival on Sunday night have come forward with allegations that Tupac is the father of their children.

When asked about the after party activities that night Snoop Dogg said, “Yeah, he was f—king them ho’s. At first I thought the hologram machine was still on, but they told me it wasn’t. He was with two white girls and a Latino. Then again, I was smoked outta my head, ‘cause I also saw Biggie rapping with Yosemite Sam. And just so you know. Yosemite’s shit is tight!”

Dr. Dre spoke of the matter, “I’d like to tell you it wasn’t him, but then those bitches will claim that I’m their baby’s daddy, so yeah, ‘Pac f—ked the shit out of them that night.”

Dre continued, “Hey, what a second. That one girl who claims to have his baby…her name ain’t Brenda is it?”

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