Inspired by Anderson Cooper’s recent announcement that he’s gay, LeBron James came out publicly to reveal that he is indeed black.
“It seemed like the right time,” said James, “Sure, some people assumed I was black due to my superior athletic abilities and nearly immortal size, speed and strength. But I wanted to be clear on the subject just in case…you know, they might have thought that I was Korean or something.”
In related news, Kim Kardashian revealed on Twitter that she was indeed “a giant slut that would sleep with anything that had a checkbook”, to which LeBron James replied, “Yeah…I know.”All photos and content used by Milk the Bull meet all legal and copyright approval. All characters, stories, items and situations on this site, even those based on real people, are entirely fictional.