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CHICK-FIL-A INTRODUCES ‘GOD HATES FAGS SANDWICH’, ‘PRE-CIVIL RIGHTS NUGGETS’ AND “ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT CHICKEN”

After polarizing yet profitable feedback from Chick-fil-A’s anti-same-sex marriage stance, President Dan Cathy introduced three new menu items with political stances.

Cathy introduced his food on Fox and Friends saying, “This new ‘God Hates Fags Sandwich’ comes with fried chicken, because that’s how God intended us to eat chicken. Everything we do at Chick-fil-A is for God, especially the over-sized Mountain Dew that we serve to already over-weight customers.”

“Also, we’re introducing a long-over due ‘Pre-Civil Rights Nuggets’. These nuggets will be served to all races despite its name, although blacks will have to eat them outside in the parking lot. They of course will not get a side of water because our fountains are for white customers only. That is the true Republican…eh-hem, I mean Christian way,” said Cathy.

And finally we have changed our ‘Spicy Chicken’ to be called “Illegal Immigrant Chicken.” I can’t find a direct verse in the Bible, but I’m pretty sure that God hates Mexicans too.”

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2 thoughts on “CHICK-FIL-A INTRODUCES ‘GOD HATES FAGS SANDWICH’, ‘PRE-CIVIL RIGHTS NUGGETS’ AND “ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT CHICKEN”

  1. Hilarious 😀

    Posted by pinkagendist | August 4, 2012, 7:38 am

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