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RESTROOM ATTENDANT PREPARES FOR RNC: ‘THERE’S GOING TO BE A LOT OF GAY SEX THIS WEEK’

Tired of the growing scandals at the Republican National Convention, restroom attendant Herb Williams said, “Oh, they think they’re slick. Every single year. One enters the stall, leaves it unlocked, two minutes later a second fella comes in and that’s when the party starts.”

“I knock on the stall and politely ask them to leave, but they always say ‘Oh, it’s just me in here, no one else. Carry on now’,” said Williams, “But then it gets so loud and violent that I have to beg them to please, please just get a room. They sound like a gang of wounded buffalo.”

Security cameras show the 2008 RNC where Representative Mark Foley was in the men’s single-use restroom with the door unlocked. Two minutes later Senator Larry Craig then enters. He leaves 15 minutes later. He is then replaced by a different man. This trend continued for three hours.

“Three hours! God damn! I couldn’t believe the stamina of that man,” said Williams, “I’ve never heard so much gay sex in my life. It was a revolving door. Penises are like Gatorade to him. And one guy even brought Twister! Now how the hell you gonna play Twister in a restroom stall? I’ll never understand.”

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One thought on “RESTROOM ATTENDANT PREPARES FOR RNC: ‘THERE’S GOING TO BE A LOT OF GAY SEX THIS WEEK’

  1. Probably almost as much action as in the Church with the choir boys. At least this time they are adults, Hippocrates adults and their two sided morals. Too bad they didn’t believe Chris Christie when he said just tell the truth! Ha, ha, the party would fall apart!!

    Posted by Des | August 29, 2012, 12:52 am

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