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JUDGE DENIES SANDUSKY’S REQUEST TO STAY IN JUVENILE HALL

BELLEFONTE, PENNSYLVANIA — Following a sentence of 30 to 60 years in prison, convicted felon Jerry Sandusky asked Judge John Cleland, “Do you think, just maybe, that you would consider letting me stay in juvenile hall for maybe just 10 years of my sentencing. It could be kind of cool to switch it up or something. I really won’t do anything this time, I promise.”

After the Judge Cleland responded with a harsh “No”, Sandusky then turned to his lawyer and said, “Well, maybe it could be fun, depending on how you look at it. Maybe it could be like The Longest Yard. That movie with Adam Sandler and Burt Reynolds. That was hilarious!”

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One thought on “JUDGE DENIES SANDUSKY’S REQUEST TO STAY IN JUVENILE HALL

  1. If this was true, the mayans would be right. End of the World right there :).

    Posted by jumpingpolarbear | October 14, 2012, 6:14 pm

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