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NBA REMOVES NBA PLAYERS FROM ALL-STAR BALLOT – ELI MANNING & TIGER WOODS GET VOTED IN

In a bold move to remove centers from the NBA All-Star ballot, NBA Executive VP of Operations Stu Jackson said that he also considers NBA players themselves unnecessary for the sport of basketball.

“Why are we forced to watch only the best in the world play basketball? Let’s just watch a bunch of random people play. Why just the other day I saw my UPS guy Frank shooting hoops and I was subtly entertained. He didn’t make a shot but hey, how else am I going to spend my time…at work? Ha ha! That’s funny,” said Jackson.

“I’m just sick of watching all of these high-flying dunks and super-human feats of strength. Let’s just take some random people and see what happens,” said Jackson, “Eli Manning is thrilled to be part of the line-up. His expertise and questions are great. Why just the other day he was asking, ‘what exactly is basketball,’ and ‘why did you call me,’ and even ‘don’t you have actual professions of the sport to do this?’ He has such an amazing and curious mind. He can really break-down anything!”

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