Lance Armstrong opened a very awkward TV interview with Oprah Winfrey by saying, “Forget about the performance enhancing drugs. Let’s talk about my fetish for curvy, black TV hostesses.”
“You’ve got a body that’s been calling to me longer than the World Anti-Doping Agency,” said Armstrong. “Now let’s wrap up this interview, hop on my bike, and when we get to my place I’ll let you hop on something else”
“Afterwards we’ll drink some Gatorade and listen to a little Creedence Clearwater Revival.” said Armstrong.
Oprah was flustered and didn’t know how to respond, so instinctually she gave Lance a free car.
It was a Hummer.