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SIX DUMB BITCHES FUCK-UP EVERYONE’S WEEKEND

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“I just don’t know,” whines one bitch, “I’m missing a new episode of Real Housewives and they expect me to make a big decision like this? Plus we’re not allowed access to media for an entire week? I hate listening to these lawyers. I was really looking forward to a movie night in my condo.”

“Exactly,” said second whiny bitch, “We’re sitting so long listening to those boring lawyers talk about some killing or something that I don’t really care about. They don’t understand that I’ve been menstruating, which is probably a lot harder than whatever these people are going through. I just need to have a ‘me’ day, where I go to the spa, get my nails done, then come home to a huge bowl of comfort ice cream.”

 “Yesss!” said third whiny bitch, “It’s bad enough that they let that dirty Mexican bitch on the jury with the five of us. She’s ruining my Friday night preaching about how killing is wrong! Who does she think she is? The Pope? Let’s throw gum in her hair until she agrees to let the guy go, so we can all go home.”

All six bitchy bitches then let some guy run free so they could return home early enough to go trolling on the latest Yahoo News report about who Kate Upton is dating.

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One thought on “SIX DUMB BITCHES FUCK-UP EVERYONE’S WEEKEND

  1. Well at least they are hot stupid bitches. Nobody’s perfect. God.

    Posted by Lonelybunny | July 14, 2013, 3:15 pm

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