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BEST MAN PROBABLY SHOULDN’T HAVE OPENED WITH ZIMMERMAN JOKE AT BROTHER’S INTERRACIAL WEDDING

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“Oh god,” said best man Brad Hopkins “It sounded so funny when I was rehearsing it in the back room. I know her entire side of the family is black, but they’ve always had a good sense of humor.”

“Maybe it was my timing? Or possibly my cadence? That’s it! I should have used more of a Russell Brand voice. That Chris Rock voice is kind of hard to pull off. I mean all of my white friends love it, but some people just don’t get it.”

“I also had a cold open. I mean my brother could have chosen a better story than the proposal on a beach. That’s just so fucking cliché. If anything that’s the most insulting piece of the wedding. Do something original for Christ sake.”

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