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FLORIDA MAN DECLARES “NO JUSTICE FOR TRAYVON? I GOT THIS.”

JaQuavius Jackson asks that his race not be revealed.

JaQuavius Jackson asks that his race not be revealed.

With a jury of six women finding George Zimmerman not guilty in the shooting death of Trayvon Martin, many Americans are shocked and upset by the news, especially given Zimmerman’s “Stand Your Ground” defense.

Milk the Bull spoke with Florida resident, JaQuavius Jackson (who initially requested we not disclose his race, but then we were like “Really?”) shortly after the verdict. “It is ridiculous that he can use Florida’s stand your ground law to just kill innocent bruthas! What this man did was wrong! And what this court did was wrong! And I’m bout to make it right!”

When pressed for clarification, JaQuavius stated “Zimmer Man is back on the street to keep killing young black men. He’s a direct threat to me. Niggas is scared! I’m scared! All I’m saying is, I’m gon stand my ground too, then we’ll see what happens.”

 Editorial note: Milk the Bull does not condone revenge killing. Usually.

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