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TIM TEBOW LOOKING FORWARD TO BEING THE MOST POLARIZING CASHIER AT BURGER KING

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After getting cut from his third NFL team, the ever-inspirational Tim Tebow is happy to take his calling at his local Burger King restaurant.

“Okay, so here is your value meal number two,” said Tebow as he helps a customer, “And might I add that the Lord Jesus Christ is with you even as you eat your genetically modified hamburger meat?”

“We were a bit confused hiring Tim,” said manager Nicole Douglas, “Tim said that he would do anything to work at Burger Kind, but when we asked him to work on the grill Tim then said he will only settle for cashier. Unfortunately, that’s just not where his skill-set is.”

Tebow responded, “I told them that I don’t care if I have practically no skills in that position. It is the only job I will settle for. So if that means cutting me from the Burger King team then so be it.”

“Other than that everything is going well,” said Douglas, “Tim has a great personality. He’s a great worker too. Yes, he usually drops the food when handing it to customers, but he’s a pleasure to work with.”

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