Internet review site Yelp has an abysmal rating of only 2 out of 5 stars on it’s own site. This leaves Yelp chairman Max Levchin embarrassed and stunned.
“Our own website is making us look bad,” said Levchin, “I guess we should have put some kind of fail-safe system on the site that keeps us at 5 stars so that we look good.”
“Or, maybe I shouldn’t have focused so hard on expanding our funeral home reviews. Did you know that we actually let people rate funeral homes? I guess in hindsight that’s a really unappealing thing for people to do. Who wants to rave about dead people with make-up?”