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STRIP CLUB OWNER FORCES STRIPPERS TO WEAR CONSERVATIVE CLOTHING TO LOOK LESS LIKE MILEY CYRUS

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In an unexpected move by Atlanta’s largest strip club, Tattletale Lounge has forced dancers to cover up and put on respectable clothing. This has created backlash in the community.

“It’s a really weird move,” said anonymous dancer ‘Ivy’, “But we understand it. We can’t let people think that we’re whoring ourselves out like Miley Cyrus.”

One of the club’s dancers ‘Trinity’ said, “I knew that people were affiliating strippers too closely with Miley Cyrus when in the middle of a dance, people were throwing dollar bills, and a man threw a carrot. We’re not supermodels, but we definitely don’t have horse teeth like Miley.”

“Every man in the city is really angry with our decision,” said the club’s owner, “But the person who is the angriest is Billy Ray Cyrus. He wants to see, as he calls it ‘them beautiful fun bags’. He usually comes here every Tuesday through Saturday. He takes Monday off to ‘get his business right’, and Sunday, well…he’s a holy man. Sunday is the day of the Lord. You’ll find him right in the front row of the church. Just like a lot of our other patrons.”

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