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AMAZON TO HAVE DRUNKEN DENNIS RODMAN DELIVER TO YOUR DOOR

Dennis Rodman Drunk

After a failed run at their robot delivery service Amazon now offers a drunken Dennis Rodman personal delivery service for an extra $5 per visit.

When customers complete their order they will have a choice of the standard 5 day delivery, or the drunken Dennis Rodman delivery special, in which Rodman will deliver your package within a timeframe of 2 to 32 business days.

As a bonus, Amazon Prime members with receive a Drunken Dennis Rodman in a wedding gown for only $6 plus shipping.

If for any reason you have an outstanding balance on your Amazon account, you will have to pay an extra $20 fee to get Dennis Rodman to leave your premises in an orderly fashion.

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