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“I’M MOSTLY STRAIGHT” SAID OBVIOUSLY MOSTLY GAY ACTOR JOSH HUTCHERSON

Josh-Hutcherson

In his interview with “Out” magazine, “Hunger Games” star Josh Hutcherson said about his sexuality, “Maybe I could say right now I’m 100 percent straight. But who knows? In a f–––ing year, I could meet a guy and be like, ‘Whoa, I’m attracted to this person.’ “

“This is pretty much what every closeted gay person has said before they came out,” said sexual psychologist, Dr. James Wagner, “…especially someone who seems to be, well…the closest medical term I can think of is “pussy”. I mean, in the movie, the female characters Katniss and her little 12 year-old sister have more balls than this guy. He’s definitely had sexual experiences with other men. And by my trained medical expertise, I’d say he’s probably a ‘bottom’.”

Hutcherson said, “Many people think that Katniss will have a tough choice between me and the other guy Gale. Well what they don’t know is that she won’t have to make that decision. I’ve actually talked the director into letting my character Peeta and Gale hook up. We’re changing the title from “The Hunger Games: Mockingjay” to “The Hunger Games: Cocks and Gays”. There will be full-frontal homosexual scenes that comprise about 80% of the movie. That’s why it’s a two part movie. We kept bottles of Gatorade on the set just for us boys to refuel after the intimate scenes. Even the great Woody Harrelson did some improv homosexual scenes with us. We learned so much about him.”

“Did I mention that I love cock, and think about it all of the time?” said Hutcherson, “Because I do.”

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