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WARREN BUFFET OFFERS $3 BIL TO ANY AMERICAN WHO CAN NAME 5 COUNTRIES OUTSIDE OF THE U.S.


Following his recent challenge of offering $1 billion to anyone who gets a perfect March Madness bracket, billionaire Warren Buffet offered a new challenge of $3 billion to any American who can name 5 countries outside of the U.S.

“I’ll even spot you Canada and Mexico,” said Buffet, “It’s actually amazing how many American’s think that New Mexico is actually a country.”

“Here’s another hint, Africa and Europe are not countries,” said Buffet, “You won’t find that info on Angry Birds or Pintrest.”

“I’ll give you another $2 billion if you can tell me the difference between communism and socialism,” said Buffet, “…oh, what’s that? Silence? Well I guess that’s why I’m a rich motherfucker and you work part-time at Nordstrom. I hope you have fun with all of that knowledge about perfumes.”

“By the way, my name in Warren, not Jimmy. I’m glad you idolize a grown man who wears Hawaiian shirt, but billionaires don’t go around singing about cheeseburgers in paradise. Go read a book.”

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