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KIM JONG-UN DECLARES WAR ON GERBER FOR STEALING HIS LIKENESS

Kim Jong-Un Gerber 50

“The U.S. commits a merciless act of treason by releasing delicious carrots and sweet mushy bananas in a tiny little jar for adorable babies to enjoy. If this is not stopped immediately, then the mighty dragon nation of North Korea will unleash an all-out war on the U.S.” said North Korean Dictator Kim Jong-Un, after also threatening war on the U.S. if they release the comedy ‘The Interview’.

“We will do it,” said the dictator, “Don’t think that we won’t. We are strong. We really are. I’ve already stolen the U.S.’s Secretary of Defense. Mr. Rodman has told me everything about the U.S’s defense. It’s all about boxing-out. With this knowledge I plan to blow the United States to smithereens.”

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