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BRUCE JENNER TO BECOME FIRST FEMALE KARDASHIAN TO DO SOMETHING WITH HER LIFE

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“Our most famous family member’s greatest achievement is marrying a douche-bag,” said Bruce Jenner as he spoke in an interview with Diane Sawyer about his transition into becoming a female this week.

“In reality I do love Kanye,” said Jenner, “But until he produces a real hit like ‘It’s Raining Men’, ‘Dancing Queen’ or ‘I Will Survive’ then I’m going to have to pick up the slack around here.”

On a more embarrassing note Jenner did admit that he was a republican.

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