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FERGUSON POLICE BELIEVE PANCAKE BREAKFAST WILL SOLVE “THIS WHOLE MURDER THING”

In response to city-wide riots from the murder of an unarmed man, Ferguson Missouri police believe that community relations can be restored by hosting a free pancake breakfast this Saturday from 8 a.m. to Noon at the Ferguson police department. “It’s going to be great,” said Police Chief Thomas Jackson , “There will be pancakes, … Continue reading

JESUS APOLOGIZES TO DOOMSDAY PREACHER

In an unexpected press conference at the Philadelphia Holiday Inn, Jesus Christ of Nazareth issued a public apology to Harold Camping, the doomsday preacher who predicted the rapture to take place last Saturday. “It was my fault, I’m sorry” said Christ as he raises his Ipad, “as you can see here, it’s clearly marked on … Continue reading

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