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FERGUSON POLICE BELIEVE PANCAKE BREAKFAST WILL SOLVE “THIS WHOLE MURDER THING”

In response to city-wide riots from the murder of an unarmed man, Ferguson Missouri police believe that community relations can be restored by hosting a free pancake breakfast this Saturday from 8 a.m. to Noon at the Ferguson police department. “It’s going to be great,” said Police Chief Thomas Jackson , “There will be pancakes, … Continue reading

JOE NAMATH’S COAT DIRECTLY LINKED TO 28 NYC MURDERS

In what was seen as an entertaining fashion choice at the 2014 NFL Super Bowl XLVIII, Joe Namath’s fur coat has been tested and linked to 28 homicides in the greater New York city area stemming from 1977 through 2006. NYC police were first tipped off to the coat by referee Terry McAulay who said, “During … Continue reading

FLORIDA MAN DECLARES “NO JUSTICE FOR TRAYVON? I GOT THIS.”

With a jury of six women finding George Zimmerman not guilty in the shooting death of Trayvon Martin, many Americans are shocked and upset by the news, especially given Zimmerman’s “Stand Your Ground” defense. Milk the Bull spoke with Florida resident, JaQuavius Jackson (who initially requested we not disclose his race, but then we were like “Really?”) shortly … Continue reading

SIX DUMB BITCHES FUCK-UP EVERYONE’S WEEKEND

“I just don’t know,” whines one bitch, “I’m missing a new episode of Real Housewives and they expect me to make a big decision like this? Plus we’re not allowed access to media for an entire week? I hate listening to these lawyers. I was really looking forward to a movie night in my condo.” … Continue reading

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